Wednesday, December 15, 2010

నవ్వు! నవ్వించు !

"నవ్వు! నవ్వించు!
నీ నవ్వులు పండించు!
ఊహూ! ఓహోహో!
నీ కలలను విరచించు!!......'
అంటూ వాణిశ్రీ, క్రిష్ణలు
"లక్ష్మీ నివాసం" సినిమాలో కిల కిలా చెప్పేసారు.
ఇవిగో! కొన్ని గూగుల్ గోంగూరాకు చతురులు !

How to Catch a LION
Newton 's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action
there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run
faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it &
torture it to
accept that its a lion.
Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion
that u may come and attack
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around
2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light
and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest,
followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness
and the second lion
loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... it after 15
yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US..
and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance
before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with
some vegetables continuously.
George bush method:
Link the lion with
Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
Rahul Dravid s method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion tired and surrenders
Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim
that your testing has proven
that its a Lion.

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